Ex Cathedra

• Everything you know about tongues is wrong. Unless you've already read this.- http://t.co/nitFok0u #
• Just what we need, another Dick book- http://t.co/AVeb5m2m #
• Is science enough to replace religion? Camille Saint-Saëns said no. We need art too. That'll do. #
• The results from Googling vibrator rental aren't what you think they are. Sounds like a business opportunity. #
• Why aren't the Alabama Shakes there yet? Brittany Howard is still singing at the song, not with it. Let it flow, kid. You know, cantabile. #
• Let us worship Kameron Byrd, who said "Gods help us if we ever have to go to the Midwest. That's where they MAKE white people." #
• Believing in things without sufficient evidence never deserves respect. It deserves ridicule. It's George W Bush caliber thinking. #
• When do we start the war against Christianity? How about now? #
• Why start a war against Christianity, not just against Christian conservatives? Kill it all, let Thor sort it out. #
• Two words you never want to see together: "stradivarius roto." h/t Renato – http://t.co/AZZ6clQD #
• "Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold."~Tolstoy via http://t.co/4nmpLRIH #
• There's a fine line between pretending to be creepy and actually being creepy. *smudge smudge smudge smudge smudge* #
• Gods are like any other creature we've made for our use. Stop feeding them & they die. Know what I'm going to do to kill Yahweh? Nothing. #
• Alabama conservatives flaunt their racism. If you got it, flaunt it. Racism is all they got. Capital took the rest. – http://t.co/tOdALYCB #
• Today's most important tweet ‘P-E-N-I-S Goes Into The Anus To Rupture Intestines’ Says Nebraska Lady, Nobody Sure Why – http://t.co/RgrwFWgS #
• Elections aren't about making yourself feel good. Masturbation & Jesus are about making yourself feel good. Elections are about big choices. #
• Corporate lobbyists & Jesus-imams fail to spread enough money & fear around AL legislature – http://t.co/EZLjTO6o #
• My mother said I was banging on the piano downstairs. I was writing music. #
• Best thing about summer camp? The hores. #

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• Via Wonkette: This is the story about the LA riots you should read. – http://t.co/lHF9GDUa #
• Failing Alabama school admins have no plan. Conservatives blame racial inferiority of The Nigruh. – http://t.co/GDsKg7xQ #
• ♺@aedison: So frustrating. Every time I look up the definition of insanity it just says the same thing. #
• Alabama's conservative guvnuh announces health care program for poor, leaves it to his betters to manage & pay for.- http://t.co/qR2onK09 #
• We had to call Braunschweiger "German pâté" because the b-word was one of the words our dog knew, and he would spazz out. #
• Simulating some things is just wrong. My son is driving around the Nürburgring
  Nordschleife in an 1976 AMC Pacer. #
• Curiosity: Jesus is the answer. But is your church's Jesus the answer only to people who don't ask too many questions? #
• ♺@JohnFugelsang: Mitt Romney is sick and tired of this president playing the "running on his record" card. #
• Paul Ryan is a disciple of Ayn Rand, but he denied his love for her in the dead sesquipedalian racist Buckley's vanity mag. via @Lawrence #
• The 5:18 Cornwall Express will not be stopping at Land's End. #
• This is good news for Mitt Romney who alerted us to Obama's terrible Day of Shame. – http://t.co/2sd2V5AA #
• White conservatives from the slavery & segregation states are against our Black President. For the love of God, newsbots, say so! #
• Beauregard Sessions might hate PBO bc he's Black AND bc Cheney let him fap to his torture videos. That's as complex as conservatives get. #

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I don’t own one.  It’s more than the probability I’d burn the house down if I fired it up. They’re conservative. Maybe libertarian.

A person with a private generator has one less connection to the common welfare.

It’s part of the centrifugal impulse that is at war with civilization. In case you haven’t noticed, civilization isn’t doing too good in that war.

The meaning of owning your own generator is breaking ties to your community and abandoning your neighbors. Just like moving onto a farm.

In the sticks, no one can hear you scream.

As soon as humans learned to speak, we’ve used language to try to control other people.

The Left has a few phrases whose purpose is to constructively construe reality: “marriage equality” is a good recent example.

The Right apparently speaks in little else:

• Homosexual lifestyle
• Forced busing
• Union thugs
• Welfare queens
• Job creators

Our responsibility isn’t to purify control phrases out of the language. That’s stupid because it’s futile.

Our responsibility is to figure out whether the intention behind those control phrases is for good or for evil.

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Child Grooming

“The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.”~Friedrich Nietzsche – The Dawn, Sec. 297

Non Confundar

From the Te Deum: In te, Domine, speravi non confundar in aeternum. “In you Lord I have placed my hope not to be eternally confused.” That’s downright sensible.

Spooky

“The ideas of economists and political philosophers, both when they are right and when they are wrong, are more powerful than is commonly understood. Indeed the world is ruled by little else. Practical men, who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influence, are usually the slaves of some defunct economist.”~John Maynard Keynes

“May God help us to not to “bully” anyone, but to graciously yet urgently speak the truth in love to young people who are hurting themselves with the “LGBT” lifestyle. May believers across America not be “bullied” by our government’s efforts to promote harmful and sinful sexual practices among our youth and instead determine to stand courageously against these misguided efforts which can only lead to God’s judgment!” ~Found by William Rivers Pitt

Love the Christian Scare Quotes. Pass this on.

• The Ownership Society. There is a utensil whose purpose is to move small amounts of ice cream from one container to another. I own 3. #
• Why you're in big trouble if you trust the WaPo. They STILL haven't said Steve Doocy made it up.- http://t.co/W0FmR11F #
• Quiet country living: Thieves take Owens XRoads ATM w $12,000 cash, abandon forklift in nearby business parking lot- http://t.co/9c69aai9 #
• Fun with institutionalized white racism: Artists go out of their way to normalize whiteness. – http://t.co/3OLpYbZ3 h/t @sexgenderbody #
• Are you bringing your sexuality "under submission to Christ"? – http://t.co/d4iJJGOj #
• Richie Rich Shelby & Beauregard Sessions vote for smacking women around. How did your Senator vote? – http://t.co/RB8HJ40B #
• The famous Autobahn video! Einstürzende Neubauten Autobahn – YouTube – http://t.co/rJTexa2V #
• Daily Kos: Top Romney aide says Obama makes him wet. – http://t.co/H4gOvb9I #
• "Art is the elimination of the unnecessary."~Pablo Picasso – via http://t.co/4nmpLRIH #
• Accused molester Daniel Acker Jr. claims he was helping his Baptist church organize a chapter of Lot's Daughters – http://t.co/ImJbyPQg #
• Conservatives try to redefine normal as White, straight affluent Christian men. That's just another interest group. And you aren't in it. #
• Unforgettable. Bronowski on Pythagoras' Theorem – YouTube – http://t.co/UDefk23A h/t Tarzana Alec for the inspiration. #

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• Linux Mint Lisa is becoming bearable. I have weather again!- http://t.co/W7w5jDkw #
• Since the real alternative is "kill half of them and convert the other half to Jesus," it's a good 1st step, no more- http://t.co/1IMeJKGL #
• Bill Cosby: Trayvon Martin case about guns, not race. Conservatives' heads asplode.- http://t.co/XB1dSx2C #
• I keep thinking we shouldn't wish death on our enemies; we're better than that. And then I think "I'm not." #
• Tfe FA Cup is perfectly named. That's precisely what I care about it. #
• ♺@johnfugelsang: If the Tulsa suspect doesn't want to be called racist he might avoid posting slurs on Facebook. And killing 3 black guys #
• Huntsville Alabama Republican legislator proposes separate but equal schools. – http://t.co/t1vYtD1e #
• @chakabars Give yourself a good present. #
• The White Resentment is strong in these Alabama conservatives. – http://t.co/lWDpPwMM #
• ♺@FearDept: 2012 election pits the party with the strongest record of torture against the party with the strongest record of assassination. #
• Ted Nugent's new job as image consultant for Susan G. Komen Foundation paying off.- http://t.co/IdNlkaBx #
• ♺@ZenProverbs: "Thinking is more interesting than knowing, but less interesting than looking." ~Goethe #
• Boston Sports Monsters Boo President’s Recorded Video Message – http://t.co/PHWmPddF Obama sets new nuclear waste dump site: Fenway Park. #
• ♺@EileenLeftt: In 1776 Liberals Wore Blue – Conservatives Wore Red – Some Things Never Change! #
• On Mars an area nearly the size of Europe is MADE OF GLASS – http://t.co/LJVbh7yR #
• Coilhouse » Donald Duck Via Dogme 95 – http://t.co/3kVFyn2Z #
• ♺@KimJongNumberUn: After a full investigation, I have learned that the entire rocket/satellite system was purchased on Etsy. #
• "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine."~Nietzsche. #

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• Alabama's conservatives celebrate Easter with racial slurs & threats – http://t.co/3ENKhEyf #
• ♺@PamSpaulding Fox News 35 Orlando edits headline celebrating Natl Socialist Party as "civil rights group." http://t.co/bQllswuH #
• MassResistance Says America's 'Worldwide Homosexual Terror Group' will bring about 'Brutal Oppression' | Sign me up!- http://t.co/HqIurOx4 #
• Roman Catholic Church turns into just another socially conservative political pressure group. via Steve Benen – http://t.co/UBY7bibF #
• Conservatives making Alabama so small & mean it can fit inside the mind of a conservative. – http://t.co/joPX6tEB #
• Romney's biggest problem is linguistic. He can't speak conservatives' native language: White Resentment. #
• Here's my reading of the hints & cues on the Trayvon Martin case: Zimmerman will cop a plea. He'll do time, but not life. #
• Romney to Address NRA. Expected to propose mandatory gun ownership for White people – http://t.co/8Hv8OXdi #
• Speculation: Judge Zimmerman interfered so blatantly he got dirty himself. The SP offered him immunity & silence if George takes the fall. #
• @CharlesMBlow @rpbchic Ask the obvious ?s. Why won't the SP empanel a grand jury & why are Trayvon's family happy? A plea bargain in hand! #
• Orrin Hack can't stand how his own conservatives are driven by bigotry, tries to put it off on the President. – http://t.co/DlZVlJu5 #
• As a prophet I suck. George Zimmerman hasn't copped a plea, he's gone crazay! Want to buy a lottery ticket? – http://t.co/zgcKV7Rf #
• There are people on the net today who don't know what this article is about. Let's help them. Sharing is caring – http://t.co/bDrCLBVi #
• Judea in Jesus' time was urban. The sayings & stories in the Gospels are full of rural imagery. Deliberately old-timey for elevation? #
• Taxes are the cover charge for civilization. You don't care about civilization, come to Possum Lick Alabama and take a good hard look. #
• A uniformed government agent drove up to my house & snatched my money from where I'd put it (my mailbox). Once again we are taxpayers. #
• Look at Ann Romney's eyes. That's one hardcore conservative. She makes Callista Gingrich look like Kaylee Frye. #
• Conservatives aren't waging war on women. They don't even think about women.. They're slaves to their insane lust for power. Over anybody #
• ♺@lizzwinstead: I don't recall 1100 pieces of legislation during "The War On Christmas" #WarOnWomen #
• Replaced Ubuntu with Mint 12. Not in love, but it works. #
• Want to find out about love? Ask Jesus. Love means making most of the people in the world suffer in excruciating agony forever. I love you. #

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• ♺@beinghuman Google Lat Long: Begin your quest with Google Maps 8-bit for NES #
• God Has Blessed America: The Santorum Bubble Finally Bursts – http://t.co/X06VB5sI – Great phrase in there: Religious Aggressives. #
• 6 students arrested in calculus class. They had forgotten "+C". This is part of a new "get tough on bad math" policy. #
• Students arrested for calculus homework errors retaliate by setting up math labs in rural areas. #
• AdBlock wins the internet for their April Fools day stunt. #
• From those wonderful people who gave us Iraq: Johns Hopkins SAIS trumpets images showing North Korea launch work- http://t.co/PFXrZuQJ #
• I'll have to be going around in disguise. It's too hot to wear my cape. #
• Conservative commenters completely accept that they're backward racists of no importance to the larger world. Or not. – http://t.co/av0fXM4k #
• Alabama conservatives, chill. You're just a symbol for the racism at the core of conservatism. Nobody knows how awful you are personally. #
• The only thing that would tempt me to watch the Goper convention: flying lead! Firearms at GOP Convention – http://t.co/ddj4FU21 #
• Ppl who ask "where are the protests against Black on Black violence?" where the hell do you live that you haven't seen them? White-istan? #
• Huntsville Alabama pitches the advantages of locating there to war corporations: cheap labor, segregation, White rage- http://t.co/SQRytEh9 #
• Planned Parenthood Bombing Suspect Says He Did It 'Because They're Killing Babies' | TPM Livewire – http://t.co/xCI4QGWy #
• If you're worried about your dentist forcing you to do stem cell research, you're safe in Alabama- http://t.co/Ht4E2UZI #
• This is everything you need to know about Orrin Hatch: Teddy Kennedy liked him, but he didn't like Teddy Kennedy. #
• New rules: If you want to post on somebody else's timeline (especially mine), it should be small and it should be cute. Pass it on. #
• The B team write headlines: "DeKalb County deputies continue to investigate death of 17-year-old teen" |- http://t.co/yivVKCH3 #
• Canada has evil racists too – Conrad Black: Black Rabble-Rousers are Harming, not Helping, the Trayvon Martin Case – http://t.co/DurnS5P6 #
• RIP painter of light. That would be Monet. But Kinkade's "Sledding with Pedobear" might one day turn out to be a good investment. #
• What setting says "Resurrection" better than a landlocked battleship? – http://t.co/bvzh4Wa6 #
• The White church in the South was the nucleus around which coalesced segregation, Jim Crow & the Klan. Thank you, Conservative Jesus! #
• @hemantmehta It proves golfers are essentially bowlers. #
• Shameful NBC surrender to evil. A distinction without a difference. Racists build walls out of nitpicks like this. – http://t.co/0E1kHlod #
• Check the comments. Conservatives are springing to the defense of that schlockmeister Christer. Heil victimhood! – http://t.co/ogX0p4ju #
• I've been thinking of becoming a little more religious. Here, he seems like a nice level headed young man.- http://t.co/jJlUfuyy #

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