The big news of the year had to be archaeologists in Jerusalem digging up the corpse of Jesus.

Christians were thrilled to find out that Jesus was real, not just a mashup of myths going around the Middle East at the time.

Christians were not so thrilled to find out that when Jesus died, he stayed dead like everybody else who ever lived.

The Vatican announced they are still hopeful the corpse will revive and go hunting for braaaains.